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This is an amazing coffee! It has so much flavor!
10 out of 10 I would recommend!
Really good, bold, and flavorful! Cant wait to try all the other flavors!
ROASTAFARI is a smooth tasting coffee. Love the taste and smell . You will NOT be disappointed. I have had the opportunity to try this and two others Buzzcut and Shotcaller . All three are absolutely great . My next purchase will be Mombie , Ms. Mugwire and SpellPress.Looking forward to tying them all. ♥️
Absolutely love this coffee! Even made my own espresso pods and I can’t wait to try the other blends! 🖤
Wow, this buzzcut coffee not only smells amazing it taste just as amazing . It’s definitely smooth has a nutty taste . If you haven’t tried either the buzzcut or shotcaller you don’t know what you’re missing. I am definitely planning on reordering both . Take the plunge don’t just take my word for it . If you’re a coffee lover you won’t be disappointed.
If you haven’t bought shotcaller, I highly recommend. This coffee will not disappoint. It’s Strong, Bold and definitely amazing. You can smell the aroma from this coffee as soon as you get this package . It’s fresh coffee and not like some coffee that has been sitting on a shelf.
If you’re looking for a great, strong blend to get you going this is the one. Before even opening the bag, the aroma is amazing! The flavor lives up to the smell, with smooth yet strong flavors!
I will definitely be ordering more!
Meet Your Mug™
🔮 SPELLPRESS™ HAS BEEN SUMMONED
Darkly Divine. Sumatra Mandheling. Dark roast. Boldly brewed.
Earthy, herbal, and chocolatey with low acidity.
🕯️ SHE CONJURES CHAOS, ONE CUP AT A TIME.
And if it doesn’t stir your soul… it’s not her ritual.
🪄 Hex-Praising Testimonials from the Brewed Beyond
🏝️ ROASTAFARI™ JUST CHILLED OUT
Righteously Roasted. Brazil Santos. Medium roast. Fully relaxed.
Smooth, cocoa-forward with mild fruit notes and low acidity.
🩴 HE’S RUNNING ON ISLAND TIME AND ZERO STRESS.
And if it’s not island time… it’s not his problem.
☀️ Sun-Dazed Testimonials from MUG Island
🧟♀️ MOMBIE™ JUST WOKE UP
Emotionally Unavailable. Blonde. Light roast. Zero patience.
Light-bodied, subtly sweet, with gentle fruit and floral undertones.
🖍️ SHE’S RUNNING ON CRAYONS AND PURE WILLPOWER.
And if one more person says “Mom” today… she might just snap.
🧾 Crumpled Receipts & Crayon Scribbles
🖥️ MS. MUGWIRE™ HAS LOGGED IN
Wired & Watching. Ethiopia Natural. Light roast. Maximum paranoia.
Bright, floral, and citrusy with a clean, tea-like body.
👀 YOU’RE BEING MONITORED.
And yes — she saw that sip, too.
💾 System Logs from the Wiretap
🎖️ BUZZCUT™ IS DEPLOYED
Battle Brewed. Colombian. Medium roast. Maximum discipline.
Rich, full-bodied with hints of caramel and a balanced, nutty finish.
🎆 FIREWORKS? TRY CAFFEINE.
And let’s not pretend coffee isn’t more explosive.
📋 Field Reports from the Brewline
⛓️ SHOTCALLER™ IS LOOSE
Criminally Caffeinated. Max Caf Blend. Espresso roast. Extra charges pending.
Heavy body, deep chocolate, and burnt sugar with intense caffeine kick.
⚖️ YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN CAFFEINATED.
And trust us, you’re gonna need it.
📂 Witness Statements from the Interrogation Room
🧮 The Free Mug Math™
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